Saturday 16 April 2011

choral speaking :D

teenager world !

in thunder and lightning , here we come !
ehem ehem ( clearing the throat )
romeos and juliets ,
take a deep breath , calm down and relax ,
cause we are going to drag you ,
to the ... TEENAGE WORLD ! wallah .

T.E.E.N.A.G.E.R.S. - TEENAGERS !
it's the time to unleash your true colours ,
when curiosity and rebellion start to control your mind ,
when your heart start to grow fonder ... ohhh ohhh ,
when you start to say NO when everybody say YES ,
and when you become more mature and think about the future .

what is future ? what are we going to be in the future ?
prosecutor !
engineer !
astronaut !
the next tyra banks ! ( striking a pose ) errr , is it okay ?
dad says "be whatever you want to be darling!" ,
mom says "don't follow others , just be yourself honey !" ,

when you are entering the secondary school ,
you have to start setting your goal for the future ,
and start to think about archimedes eureka i found it ! , electrochemistry , functions , debit and credit  and bla bla bla .
homework ! paperwork ! examination !
what's more the parents demands ,
for A's ! A's ! and more A's !
forget about facebook , telenovela and indies ! STOP !
we have to put more effort , focus on studies and pray for success
fuuhhhh ! we really need a break !

exam is over ! freedom is ours ! it's HOLIDAY !!!
where to go ? what to do ?
emmm , having a picnic at the beach ? wooossshhh ...
ice skating at sunway pyramid ? perhaps , perhaps . perhaps !
shopping till you drop ? aaaahhhhhh
or jungle trekking in the thick deserted jungle ... err ...
wait wait wait wait wait ,
have you ever thought on how to get to the destination ?
you don't have the licence yet !
uh uh uh , remember friends ,
you can't drive without licence ! it's ILLEGAL !
then how can we get there ?
worry no more ,
we have ..
buses !
taxis !
commuters !
or even the aeroplane ! now everyone can fly !
teah ! the convenient public transports are always at your service .

ladies and gentlemen ,
what are teenagers without gadgets ?
behold ...
i pod , i pad , i phone , mp3 , mp4 , ps2 , ps3 , psp .. pheww ..
they are all the new trendy gadgets ,
teenagers are sharing the same typical habits ,
stuck to the ict gadgets , the handphones and laptops ,
they cannot live without them !
communicating with friends , through SMS and facebook ,
while shopping , while sleeping , while eating or even in the toilet !
eeeeeuuuuwwwww .
messaging is such an epidemic ( message tunes )

teenagers love foods !
the menus for breakfast , lunch and dinner ,
will be as varied as the people ,
popiah , char kuey tiow ,
roti canai , nasi lemak ,
rojak and teh tarik .
don't forget the king of fruits - the durian !
eeeeeee !
hey , what's with the EEE expression ? durians are delicious !
never be forgotten , the indulging taste of chocolate indulgence ,
with the creamy latte espresso .
mmuuaahh .. mamma mia !
these are the delicacies that teenagers will crave for more !
emmm emmm .

hey , is it true ?
bruno mars and justin bieber are coming to malaysia ?
daaa , it's true ! ( jerk expression )
oh my bieber !
enough enough !
truth to be told , bieber is now part of the teenagers life !
hey , we prefer bruno mars . at least he's not dating selena gomez !
what's wrong with selena gomez ?
would all of you please STOP !
huh , another teenagers favourite , GOSSIP !
hello , too much gossiping can affect your life !
really ? truly .
truly ? really .

how about football ?
it's no longer a boy things ,
we the girls love football too ,
torres , ozil , lampard , gerrard , rooney and messi ,
just name the player , it's all in our heads !
ronaldo's passing it to ozil , 
what an amazing trick from ozil .
and and goal !
he did it again , another hatrick from ozil .
the girls and the boys will scream at the top of thier lung .
football ? it's a boy girl things .

now , let's move to fashion . ouh yeah .
teenagers love fashion !
girls are addicted to shawl,
for them , hana tajima is thier fashion idol ,
look at how she wraps the shawl around her head ,
while boys ,
crave for full cap , skinny jeans or even thier so-called-bieber-supra ,
but beware , your stylish mink cardigan may cost you a lot of money ,
awwww , mummy and daddy can handle it .

above all enjoyment , teenagers can't avoid mental-torturing problems ,
urgghhh ! studying , arguing with friends , parents nagging , money matter and love ...
NO NO NO ! love is not a problem . it's a waste !
when you become a teenager ,
you often say NO when everybody say YES !
and you become stressful when your parents force you to do this and that ,
and your friends belittle to your jokes ,
( shook heads and making tsk sound )
so , this is the time for you to start to be wise in controling yourself .

charlies and angels ,
allow us to lend your ears please ,
ehem ehem ,
be good in study !
never get involved in puppet love !
always listen to your parents !
stop building castle in the air !
and live your life to the fullest !
before we end our choral speaking ,
we would like to extend our apologies ,
if the statement we made ,
have offended anybody ,
last worlds from us ,
we love our teenager life !

thank you :D

intan norhijrah - ezzati shuhaimi - raihan - syahirah zamri - syahidah azira - wahida - hamiizah yusof - sofia - syakirah , amalina , mahirah - nabilah shahrin - izzati iskan - amalina annuar .

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